Irish Dave's Singles Facebook Rules Hamish & Andy 1 August, 2008 - 5:33 PM

Irish Dave and his star chamber of mates have instituted a new rule for Facebook for guys to follow... It's the no girl's on Facebook rule.

Yep, that's right guys can't have any females on their Facebook profile with the below exceptions

1) Friend's wives.

2) Married work colleagues.

3) Blood relatives.

4) Female members of religious orders.

Why does the rule exist? Dave states that these are the reasons:

1) The 'Status' update - Why do girlfriend's, ex-girlfriends, and prospective girlfriends need to know this?

2) The joint photo needs to go.

3) Ex girlfriends will have access to all of your male friends and family for revenge purposes.

What do you think of Dave's rules? Are they good? Is he mad?

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• Kez says

  Put quite simply, yes, Irish Dave and his mates are slightly on the mad side of the line.
  But if it works for them, why not?
  I just think you can choose who sees your full profile and who doesn't. Don't want someone to know something? Don't add them and un-add them if they start trouble! EASY!
  PS the security code I had to enter to verify this comment spells a very rude word hahahaha.

  http://www.chunkzoflife.blogspot.com

  Posted Friday 1 August, 2008 7:37 PM
• jasara says

  hihihi :)

  hes a lunatic, this irish guy! i would definitely wanna date him though :)
  which might not be anytime soon, since i'm still on man-strike!! ggrrr ;(

  Hoggs or Horgs..the psychotic inventor..was he Hamish's ex housemate or Andy's?? ahah! this one is also a bit off in the "sanity" department, but again..i would also happy to date him :) funny boys are the "perfect specimen of humanity" (yes Hamish, you should be very proud of yourself!) (ooh, and you too Andy!) hahaha..i'm kidding, you guys are both brilliant! (not as brilliant as Irish Dave + Horgs though) hehe..
  (dont take off that smile yet, Hamish! keep smiling..keep smiling.. because you are the best among them all!) ppfff.. ok enoughhhh!!!! i should be staring at my canvas, and paint something and here i am typing a comment on Irish Dave + friends, i mean "members of the chamber" rules, which are extremely good and cute :) hihi goodluck on that guys!! happy weekend everyone!

  Posted Friday 1 August, 2008 10:20 PM
• Tamar says

  Hi!!
  im irish too, nd i was just wondering what part of ireland dave is from??

  also, about these rules. i think you dont need to be so 'girl free' on facebook. yes, double photos are very shaky, and relatioinship status, you have to be careful. but you can still hav female friends, if your careful who you talk to if you are about and/or in a relationship.

  Posted Saturday 2 August, 2008 5:48 AM
• Carlee Potter says

  Irish Dave, you ARE mad.
  How do you expect to farm prospective girlfriends if your rule denies them access to your facebook turf? Admitttedly there are other ways for the opposite sex to meet, like face-to-face instead of keyboard-to-facebook page, but I feel you (and your throng of bachelor mates) are doing yourselves a serious injustice by cutting out the cyber-singles playground that facebook offers.
  The status updates can be a little troublesome when you're trying to play the field, but that's what private messages are for. And if a prospective girlfriend moves to girlfriendand then ex-girlfriend and she's REALLY that broken up over you that she turns into a revenge-crazed online-psycho; tell your friends and family to delete her. But I'd also like to state that MOST women have the maturity and sensibility to find a new group of single Irish blokes to choose from if the relationship with the Irish guy they chose from the first group turns sour.
  Speaking of sour; are you the same single Irish bloke who came up with the milk rule for bagsing/shotty situations? Because that was solid gold. What happened? Did you accidentally drink some of the rotten milk before coming up with these Facebook rules?

  http://beaubusy.blogspot.com/

  Posted Saturday 2 August, 2008 9:56 AM
• geran says

  this guy is a genius us guys need more of this information thanx dave

  Posted Saturday 2 August, 2008 12:20 PM
• Shana says

  Yeah, he's mad.

  Posted Saturday 2 August, 2008 12:51 PM
• brian zec says

  any chance of getting the full transcript or audio of dave the irish
  it was bloody funnee
  i am 96 old

  Posted Saturday 2 August, 2008 2:53 PM
• Amanda Stevenson says

  The rules about Facebook dont really make sense. I dont think its going to make any difference whether a guy has females that he knows or prospective girlfriends as friends on Facebook. Everyone to their own opinion.

  Posted Sunday 3 August, 2008 3:34 PM
• Katie says

  Dave! How I could have used this advice sooner!

  I am neither old nor American, so I have a Myspace instead of Facebook... Still, the exact same thing applies!

  I changed my Relationship Status to 'In A Relationship' from 'Single' and sure enough I was pitched the very next day--and had to bare the shame of changing it back.

  Oh, Irish Dave, what else shouldn't I be doing!?

  Posted Sunday 3 August, 2008 9:42 PM
• Jezza says

  The one thing I'll walk away with from Irish Dave is "Definable genesis". I plan to use this killer phrase at least twice this week. Who IS this guy! Awesome, that's who!

  Posted Monday 4 August, 2008 10:04 AM

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