The Best Boobs in the World Tim Lee 2 July, 2008 - 4:26 PM

it's a hard knock life hey? coming into work to see a list of the 10 best celeb boobs on planet earth (or would that be 20 best boobs?)... because i'm so interested in making sure hot30.com is loaded with everything you need, i personally researched 1000's of pictures of the finalists to give you the best bloggentary (blog+commentary)

i thought cadbury made sweet, sweet chocolate... if you're reading this blog beyonce, let the puppies walk more often please xoxo

10. beyonce: i thought cadbury made sweet, sweet chocolate... if you're reading this blog beyonce, let the puppies walk more often please xoxo

9. megan fox: you'd take a peek if she walked past you, but i wouldn't risk the whiplash for a take2

8. jennifer aniston: great flesh cushions, but after seeing a topless video (FOR SHOW RESEARCH!) you can still see the scafholding marks if you catch my drift *wink*

7. audrina patridge: with most people saying "who is she?", i'm asking the question "who cares?!?!" they look plump with fun ;)

6. katherine heigl: lady lumps world wide should pay attention to ms heigl's - perky with slight seperation

5. lindsay lohan: sorry but lohan shouldn't be in here for 2 reasons - 1. is we've seen them too much and 2. if you join the freckles together with pen it spells "skank".

4. carmen electra: for those who like their tartars to be able to pole dance... nice round shape from up near the coller bone = happy

3. scarlett johansson: this particular milky white full bodied pair are great because they haven't been waved constantly in our face (not thru lack of wishing!)

2. tyra banks: not sure if it's great bras or a great canvas for them to work with, but i've never seen a bad pic of tyra's meat balloons

1. jessica simpson: never noticed ms simpson's chesty pals, but after careful analysis i've determined the reason for their perfection is coz they're inflated but not bloated. more than a handful isn't waste - it just means you have leftovers for tomorrow!

It's your turn - what do you think of the Top Ten?

Does Jessica deserve the #1 spot?

Have the voters got it wrong - who should be in the list?

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• Me says

  lol.

  :-P

  http://me.me.me

  Posted Wednesday 2 July, 2008 7:45 PM
• JT says

  Kim Kardashian was robbed I tells you. Robbed.

  Posted Thursday 3 July, 2008 1:24 PM
• matty says

  i suppose jessica simpson is a worthy winner, especially since she wore that t-shirt that said "REAL GIRLS LOVE MEAT"

  Posted Thursday 3 July, 2008 1:28 PM
• Haylie says

  LOL @ Tim.

  Why not the top 10 best buts?

  That'll keep you happy Tim. :D

  Posted Friday 4 July, 2008 4:29 PM
• JESSSSSSSS says

  ohmygosh, tim u must be the hapiest guy on the plant, getting paid to look at boobs!!

  Posted Friday 4 July, 2008 10:18 PM
• troody says

  ahhh
  i agree with JESSSSSSSS ha ha
  but i reckon that my boobs are the best

  ha jk
  (or am i??)

  XD

  Posted Tuesday 8 July, 2008 11:13 PM
• Maddi(from Melbourne) says

  Did you enjoy that job Tim?????

  Posted Wednesday 9 July, 2008 9:45 PM
• Rachel says

  I would defiantly have to say Scralette Johansson titties are the best, and thats from a girls point of view.

  They are natural and perfectly sculptured she should have been number 1!

  Keep up that good work Tim! ;-)

  Posted Friday 11 July, 2008 12:04 PM
• lee says

  wheres jennifer love hewitts she has the best boobs in the world and wheres jo stanleys????

  Posted Friday 11 July, 2008 9:08 PM
• FARIAH**! says

  booooooooooooooringgggggggggggggggggg

  http://www.yahoo.ca

  Posted Thursday 24 July, 2008 2:38 PM

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