Louie Unloads
Louie Unloads
Find out what Louie's been talking about this week and send him a message.
Lleyton
Aussie tennis star Lleyton Hewitt is on a mission to win the hearts of the Australian sporting public.
Say's he wants to show us a side of him that has been overlooked...blah blah blah.
C'mon champ; You can't be serious !!!
You're a sporting world villain. The one we love to hate. A bad guy. Capiche???
Swapping this image along with your "I don't give a rats what anyone thinks attitude" for one of the clean cut boy nest door doting caring father and husband type; ain't your style.
Never has been. Never will be...If you want to do that stuff. Do it in your spare time.
You are a precocious, angry little piss ant who loves nothing more than being on a tennis court making the impossible...possible.
So get out those rocky balboa movies that you love so much and get your self a big dose of the Italian Stallion and man Up!...Australia needs you.
With Warnie already slinking off into the sunset, now is the time we need you at your nation dividing best.
C'mon !!!
Dear Lord
A special segment of unloads this morning...
I'd like to say Grace.
Take my hands and bow your heads guys as we give thanks to the Lord Almighty...
Dear sweet lord
we would like to take this opportunity to thank you for Shaun tait's inclusion into this weeks 3rd test team to play the cry baby indians in Perth...
4 quicks in the team for the first time in decades...you genius...I always new you had a sadistic side.
May you give the tator cake...the strength to send down thunderbolt after thunderbolt at their batsmen and rip through them like you did to new Orleans with hurricane Katrina...
Rabbit..get your hands off the fries fat boy.
I know your a big cricket fan...so I know you'll understand what I mean when I ask for a little extra bounce in the WACA deck.
Chin Music is what were after sweet saviour
and ...is there any chance you could hook Amber up...she needs a good you know what...
Why am I telling you...you already know that...after all you are our knowing and seeing God.
Amen
Ode To The Cyclists
May the wind always be at your back.
When your out there on the track.
Lean hard into the turns.
Protect yourself against sunburn.
Ride hard into the Hills.
Avoiding any nasty spills.
And double check the brakes.
You'll need them, to dodge the snakes
Then as the sun begins to set.
And off the massage table you get.
Be thankful for this life.
And be sure to remember your dear wife.
For its she who sits at home.
Waiting by the phone.
Ready to make calls.
What does she want..that's easy...your balls.
Injury Gods...
Injury Gods...
Just who is in charge up there???
I know you guys like an early sacrifice in the pre-season just to remind everyone of your clout..
But claiming Big Rhett biglands again; with another serious knee injury is just ridiculous !!!
I've had enough of your random selections, your lame arse excuses and your thinly veiled threats...
Knick off back to the black hole you obviously came from, you bunch of lightweights.
And leave our sporting stars alone...
HOWEVER, if you're keen for some good press.
Might I suggest you hone in on the King; Wayne Carey.
I don't think too many noses would be out of joint.
if you take the big Duck down.
Just be careful though, he's bound to put up a fight...
Especially if he's had a glass or two.
