Rabbit, Amber & Louie Show Topics
Instead of one or two topics, Rabbit & Amber are giving you ONE HUNDRED AND ONE things that you could e-mail in about at any time!
If you spotted a celebrity, lied in a job interview or have anything to say about the 101 topics below, just let us know.
Choose a topic and send in your story now!
- Does this make me a bad person?
- We went to the zoo/safari park/on an exotic holiday and guess what we saw a monkey do
- I've got a question that nobody's ever been able to answer properly
- The humiliation of rejection - Romantic knock-backs and the lengths I have gone to preserve my dignity
- I've got freckles/a birthmark and if you stare hard enough, it looks just like?
- How did that get there: strange unexplained happenings
- I work in a photo developing lab and guess what I once saw
- You can have a lot of fun with this ordinary everyday object. eg pinging a Pringles can off someone?s head
- My claim to fame / fifteen minutes of fame
- I know this may not be a fashionable thing to say, but?
- I spotted a celebrity today
- Have I got too many pets?
- I lied to my child
- Things are better abroad. eg they get to have two birthdays in Poland
- I don't know if this is true but someone told me something brilliant today
- I was attacked by an animal
- I've only just realised that....... Am I stupid?
- Other people's weird houses
- I've been on a quiz show/reality show
- I can't throw it away, I just can't
- I told a lie which spiralled out of control
- Celebrities who look like animals (eg. Gail Tildseley: camel)
- Shop names/road signs/people's names that make you sing a little song in your head
- If you like it they will take it away - you've found a perfect product then they go and discontinue it
- My stupid friend
- How I nearly managed to kill myself
- What I've lied about at a job interview
- I don't know if I am being paranoid but
- Strange/disgusting food combinations that you love
- Weird coincidences
- My teenage love, my teenage love letters/love poetry
- Celebrities I irrationally hate
- I believe my pet has special powers
- I'm a spy
- My brilliant idea/invention
- My freaky body
- My freaky aunt
- Guess who I had in the back of my cab today?
- Trade secrets
- I have been abducted by aliens
- I'm a teacher and I behaved badly today
- My connection to a famous person
- My wardrobe shame
- My local shopkeeper
- I remember my past life
- My terrible faux pas
- I have formed a friendship with an inanimate object
- Ridiculous stories from the local newspaper
- I'm a swinger
- I found out a dark family secret
- I've never...... but most people have
- I have special powers
- Is my child a bit weird?
- I'm a doctor/nurse with some good casualty stories
- My own unique conspiracy theory
- I'm a lottery winner
- I can do something that not many people can do
- I performed surgery/dentistry on myself
- I should be on the telly and here's why?
- I direct blue movies
- My weird neighbours
- sleepwalking/sleeptalking stories
- fainting stories
- getting things for free/cheating the system
- I work in a hotel and I can tell you a few things...
- Things that you could only do at your school
- Ways in which you have made your parents ashamed of you in adult life
- Songs you only sing when you are drunk
- I recently went out in disguise
- Wierd things that freak you out
- Naughty things done on the last day of a job
- My boss is like something from a Dickens novel
- I've got a Blue Peter badge and here's how I got it
- I've seen a famous person naked and I can describe it right down to very last detail
- I have a great story involving a monk/nun/vicar/rabbi/cleric/other religious leader
- Want to annoy big business (bank managers/call centres etc.) here's how:
- I got caught out by an e-mail scam
- I once wrote to someone famous and got a personal reply
- The story behind the stain
- Things you've caught yourself doing or saying whilst you're alone
- Here's the opening line to my novel/song? It'll make me a million, I tells ya!
- Tell us something about Turkmenistan
- Inanimate objects which you can't help putting on your head or wearing in some way
- My nomination for the best facial hair in the whole of history goes to?
- I assumed someone else's identity
- Quaint and peculiar local cinemas and their eccentric managers
- The strange kid at school
- Things you CAN still buy at the supermarket, but only pensioners do (All Bran, Imperial Leather soap
- Our local nutter, God bless 'im
- I was betrayed by my computer
- I saw a celebrity and they had a strangely large head
- What is wrong with people?
- I was caught naked
- My parents read my teenage diary
- A brilliant daydream you regularly have
- Bad chat up lines that have worked
- My most unromantic moment/accidentially ruining someone else's romantic moment
- I work at a call centre and have spoken to a huffy celebrity
- Words that you are under confident in saying
- Things your pet ate that it really shouldn't have
- I'd love to tell you about the amazing dream I had last night
